Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Apparently, women can't drive σ_σ

So… apparently the medieval days have not left us yet. At least that’s what I’m getting from an article I read today.


Driving hurts women’s ovaries?  ◘_◘ this right here, someone needs to explain to me…

See, I didn’t take science/biology back in high school, dumb move on my part, but from basic knowledge and experience as a woman, I’m not seeing the connection between a car and the innards of the female body [unless of course we’re talking about the places many have regretted being 9 months later….].

Of course, once I was done reading the rest of the article, my filed-away promise to read up on this theory vanished. I mean, how could I take it seriously when it turns out that this ‘warning’ comes from a man who clearly just doesn’t want some female ban, that I’m surprised even exists, to be lifted?

Automatically affects the ovaries and pushes up the pelvis…’ 
Last I checked sir that was called sitting down. Pretty sure the same happens to you, except for the ovary thing. But hey I could be wrong, wouldn’t be the first time.

And playing the ‘It affects the children…’ card, that just screams to me that you are trying to influence the gullible and naïve, not to mention the poorly educated, as it seems you prefer ‘your’ beautiful woman to stay [funny though, considering they still outsmart you…]. I take offense here too, as I have been put into this category, on occasion >.<, of either being naïve or gullible. The only difference I seem to have, a privilege I wasn’t even aware of, was growing up in South Africa. 
Trying to impose such a ban, or any of the other outrageous restrictions you seem to have, on the women here is like asking for a reason to be humiliated and stripped of your manhood and rights as a living and breathing human being σ_σ

Then you just had to go and do it, didn’t you? You had to bring in some religious literature, the Quran and Sunna.

Now I’ve never read either, but I am very fascinated by the culture and no doubt will find time to acquire these books, but I will go on and assume it is the equivalent to the Bible, a book I know.
If memory serves, these brilliant texts where written thousands of years ago and unlike the laws of today, they cannot be amended just because someone feels like breaking a law or two, but not feeling too~ bad about it. 
On that note, unless archaeologists and historians are hiding some big secret, I don’t think any vehicles existed back then, so saying that those holy relics forbid the act of women driving…. Just no, go back to the rock you lived under when common sense was being freely given.


Look, I’m not saying ALL women should be on the road, but that’s more a logical-common-sense sort of problem. But both genders have their fair share of crappy drivers, women just tip the scale a bit more… okay maybe slightly more, but that doesn’t mean you pass the same judgement on the whole group. How the hell do you think racism and segregation started?

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